Greetings, and welcome to the new scarlettnoir.com. I still sell clothes and jewelry. I still make pasties. I still perform now and then. You can learn more about those things by visiting the “Walk the Plank” section of the sidebar. But mostly these days, I drink and ponder. Seemed like it was time to find an appropriate place for such activities. So here we are.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some drinkin’ to do so that I can get to the ponderin’.